What's all this then?

Huh, so you were thrown in here too?
What do you mean where? 

So you really don't know... well this is gonna be interesting innit?

Oh, where are my manners? Allow me to formally welcome you to the void of the Weirdscape. 

And me? I'm the earth devil, no caps. Like no capital letters... uhh anyway I'm the only one here. For now at least. Oh, you wanna get to know me ah?

Oh, I'm not telling you why I'm here but I'll tell you what I do.

As you probably guessed, I write. I have interacted with Earth via the Internet only. Of course, I don't know how that works. What do you mean that's scientifically impossible. I'm not alien, I'm a hoonman.

I'm getting off-topic, yes I do write. Mostly poetry but I do occasionally write stories. You can find my poetry on Allpoetry where I go by Inq.

And I do something that most people don't do on Wattpad, I don't put my horniness into word format.

Nerd is the most common word to describe me, but I like "smartass" more. What do you expect from a Hollywood nerd from the 1990s is me.

Small and weak? ✓
Comic-book obsession? ✓
Video-game addiction? ✓
Just really creepy? ✓

Hmm... I kinda like talking about myself... Thanks for making me realise that, you. Whatever your name is?

I pride myself for being a fan of studying history and art. But writing and teaching always be my dream. I hope to be a History teacher or write for a show in the future. Maybe on Cartoon Network or even adult swim.

This blog is a way for me to talk, which as you are still reading this already know. And to have fun, cause that's what life is supposed to be (for an optimistic person).

Well... I'm awkward now.

Now time for the socials... right?
Uhh... yes

There's Twitter if you follow a crackhead.
Also, there's a Discord server which is ded half the time so don't really bother unless you absolutely don't care.